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Holy Wood: The J. Goldblum Contingency Plan
A downloadable game
PLEASE READ THESE VERSION NOTES BEFORE PLAYING (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A YOUTUBER)
"Once a striving industry, the great Holy Wood and its Stardom inhabitants now quake in the aftermath of a sudden, inexplicable attack choreographed by a race of Evil Eggs.
Unable -- or unwilling -- to send out the likes of Johnny Depp and Christian Bale to defend their assets, the Big Cheeses instead choose to launch a counter-offensive using the only manpower available: the Extras.
Some were killed; the rest have disappeared without a trace.
You are the Last Extra.
Armed with nothing but a primitive gun and your own superfast legs, you are tasked with restoring J. Goldblum's anti-Egg weaponry throughout time and space, to push back the Eggs' advances and ensure Holywood's glory may be passed onto future generations!"
A parkour/walking sim collect-a-thon with occasional Doomlike combat, inspired by the Egglike genre of altgaming. If you have played Worlds, The Fantastic Game, Le Fantabulous Game, LSD Dream Emulator or Scrib's Adventure, you know what to expect.
WSAD - move
CTRL - sprint fast
E - interact
SPACE - jump
An alternate reality where Corey Feldman is popular
A fully functioning HUD
The Night Burglar (racoon) enemy type
Ammo is finally provided
Functioning exit button(s)